The US President has spent 14 days playing golf since the Iran war started, but his busy schedule means he’s reluctant to RSVP to Don Jr. Here’s your roundup of the latest nonsense to emerge from Trump’s America
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Trump was like ‘put me down as a maybe, Junior'(Image: AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin)
If I were trying to set myself up as a dictator, which I’m not, but if I was, there’s a number of things I would do.They would include obvious things like securing the generals, putting my people at the top of the Police and exerting control and influence over media coverage of my actions. But high on the list would be setting up a giant pot of cash to reward my most fanatical supporters, although I’d probably be quite careful to keep that bit a secret. More importantly, I would also build a massive, heavily fortified underground bunker to escape to if it all goes south.In entirely unrelated news, Trump’s Republicans faced a huge backlash in the Senate today over Trump’s demands for a $1.8 billion “slush fund” to pay January 6th rioters compensation and a further billion to pay for the construction of a six-storey state of the art underground facility beneath his vanity ballroom, to include a fully functioning hospital, command and control centres and thousands of drones.
